We had an eventful lunch at McDonald's the other day:

- A chair was stuck and Abigail looked underneath it and said, "I need a screwdriver."

- Someone had the bright idea of putting what amounts to a squeeky dog toy in a little girl's shoes, they squeeked with every step she took. Seriously who would let their kid wear them, let alone actually buy them? I was annoyed with them just listening to this little girl run around for five minutes. (And I thought those light-up shoes were bad.)

- Abigail saw a guy in a construction vest and said, "Look, Imagination Movers!"